


It’s awfully hard to sneak up on people when my stomach is rumbling.Īs I proceed through my second playthrough of Skyrim, I’m reminded that knowing some spoilers is almost absolutely necessary to get through the game the way I have it set up. If I don’t eat, my ability to stab things in the dark takes a big hit. I can’t stay in from the weather today - if I don’t hunt, I don’t eat. Me, I’m out in it, dressed from head to toe in animal furs and probably smelling like the crotch of a quarterhorse.

It’s pouring in Riverwood, and the locals have had the good sense to get under shelter out of this rainstorm. I’m guessing that I smell like a wet dog.
